I was bored and alone, in my flat Nothing ever happened to me, that's where my life was at Strange circumstances led me to meet a strange dude He was somehow magnetic, albeit being kinda rude It was like he knew all my life by just looking at me Even if he explained later it felt weird and kinda creepy Told me "let's be flatmates" and even before I could say yes or disagree He said : "The name's Sherlock Homes, and the address is 221B" Come find us in Baker Street That's where we solve the mysteries, where we figure out shit Come find us down in Baker Street We got the most genius and annoying man that you will ever meet My name is Dr. Watson and I am a soldier Northumberland Fusiliers — Yeah, an army doctor Even if I wouldn't admit it, I missed the thrill of the battle He gave this back to me, which put my life back in the saddle When I understood it could be dangerous, I jumped right into the wagon And I've not been disappointed; I got my fair share of action Bouncin' bouncin' on the law, it's always the same dance We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants Come find us in Baker Street That's where we solve the mysteries, where we figure out shit Come find us down in Baker Street We got the most genius and annoying man that you will ever meet We followed the footprints of a gigantic hound Met a woman whose domination power knows no bound A crazy taxi killer and chinese assassins Boy, we met in person the 7 deadly sins But now he's gone. And I can't believe it's forever He fell — into the trap of a human spider Who tried to make believe he was a fake, but I belive in Sherlock Holmes And if you believe too and keep the faith, surely in no time you'll again be able to Come find us in Baker Street That's where we solve the mysteries, where we figure out shit Come find us down in Baker Street We got the most genius and annoying man that you will ever meet

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.